Archive for November, 2009
I answered: I got update ma
Friend: oh.. why do u even bother to update?!
Me: ……
Maybe I think that is good to update cuz don’t want to stand in blur condition bah… aihhh… I just come here to study leh… not having renunciation with Malaysia leh… =.=”
Melbourne is great, weather not bad, heaps of places to go, things to do… well, maybe food are not that nice, except those expensive ones. Somehow, I still feel that something is around me… what thing I wonder?! Friends? Family? Aihhhh… I know that I chose this route this pathway might be tough… I knew the circumstances… *sigh*
God, are u playing me?! O_O
And Jamie is a guy’s name or girl’s name leh?
A friend who is a guy named Jamie… ok, he is not the only one I teased… but then he’s the only one guy that gives me a light hit on my arm or shoulder whenever I tease him.. walao eh… only girls would do this leh!!! don’t like this lah *speechless*
that day was a big guy lean on me sleeping on the bus!!! tolong ah!!! i hate people lean on me unless you are my loved ones! =.=
The other day, a classmates added me on facebook… I saw mutual friends are all in Monash ones, but I never seen her… so, she came and chat with me, and realized that she’s a Malaysian too… and she told me that I was on the same flight on the way back to Melbourne last month… *phew*
So long ady u still remember? Means u’ve been searching me for a month?! Pfffffft
I ask: what caught your eyes?
Her: your cute face.
I should fly fly fly ?! wtf… I shall not continue…
song: The All-American Rejects – Damn Girl
**you’re the one i think about each day
just came back from the cinema! and yes! 2012 is great… but it’s so "american" lo. =.=
男人第一次和女人上床很难,以后越来越容易;女人第一次和男人上床很容易,以后越来越难。
男人赚钱后想和老婆离婚,男人赚不倒欠老婆想和他离婚。
男人送女人胸罩,表示向建立情人关系; 女人送男人内裤,表示已经有了情人关系。
女人对你说‘讨厌’的时候表明她喜欢你,男人对你说‘讨厌’的时候他是真的讨厌你。
男人和老婆的关系再差,他和岳母的关系也是好的;女人和老公的关系再好,她和婆婆的关系也是差的。
男人自慰的时候想的一定不是自己的老婆,女人则是想自己的老公。
失败的男人喜欢和别人比老婆,成功的女人喜欢和别人比老公。
男人违章停车被罚款会和police吵一架, 女人在一边劝; 女人违章停车被罚款会和身边的男人吵一架, police 在一边劝。
女人总是平时怕男人色,上床又嫌男人不色,男人总是平时嫌女人骚,上床又怕女人不骚。
女人对男人说:“我知道自己其实不漂亮”时,男人绝对不要表示同意;男人对女人说:“我其实很失败”时,女人绝对要表示反对。
女人因为愚蠢而善良,男人因为善良而愚蠢。
在家里最不怕的男人也不敢顶撞岳母;在家里最怕老公的女人也敢顶撞婆婆。
女人藏私房钱是为了将来华在老公身上,男人藏私房钱是为了将来花在其他女人身上。
女人拥友情来拒绝爱情,男人用友情来换取爱情。
女人吻男人是一种幸福,男人吻女人是一种口福。
found these in magazine… lol. some are really funny..